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Hi Everyone! I'm new here My name is Wendy, aka BionicPelvis. I ride all the bikes, great distances if at all possible, but my Feej is always my go-to. Or I should say, one of my Feejees cuz I currently have 5. Tyler told me y'all are having a party in my backyard and that I simply must attend, so here I am! I'm nothing if not a good listener and direction follower.
Thanks for letting me into the cool kids club!
Thanks for letting me into the cool kids club!
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Finally! Someone who can listen and follow directions! Lol.bionicpelvis wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:46 pm Hi Everyone! I'm new here My name is Wendy, aka BionicPelvis. I ride all the bikes, great distances if at all possible, but my Feej is always my go-to. Or I should say, one of my Feejees cuz I currently have 5. Tyler told me y'all are having a party in my backyard and that I simply must attend, so here I am! I'm nothing if not a good listener and direction follower.
Thanks for letting me into the cool kids club!
Your vast reputation precedes you, even to someone like me that does not do LD.
Welcome to the herd of cats. Loveable... but still cats.
N00b... Now THAT'S funny.
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Wendyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! So happy to see you here and can't wait to see you in a couple of months in SD!!!bionicpelvis wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:46 pm Hi Everyone! I'm new here My name is Wendy, aka BionicPelvis. I ride all the bikes, great distances if at all possible, but my Feej is always my go-to. Or I should say, one of my Feejees cuz I currently have 5. Tyler told me y'all are having a party in my backyard and that I simply must attend, so here I am! I'm nothing if not a good listener and direction follower.
Thanks for letting me into the cool kids club!
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Well - this indeed is an honor! Welcome from south Lousiana. At the risk of sounding creepy (and I'm NOT creepy - anything you read here about "bears and Pants" is, weeeeelllllllll ... there was just that ONE time, but I digress..), meeting you has been on my bucket list for a while.
We are glad to have you.
We are glad to have you.
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Welcome Wendy! I'm also among those eager to make your acquaintance IRL. Finished the book a few weeks ago and may I just say ho. lee. shit. Great read, well written, and what a ride. Have fun here in the nuthouse.
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Re: N00b
Yep. Definitely a N00b! This place is going to Hell!
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Welcome Wendy! Looking forward to seeing you at the Spearfish Rendezvous.
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I'll have the Saturday Steak dinner info posted in early May.
Will you have autographed books for sale?
Will you autograph dogeared copies in the parking lot?
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I'll have the Saturday Steak dinner info posted in early May.
Will you have autographed books for sale?
Will you autograph dogeared copies in the parking lot?
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Wendy - Welcome.
Is there somewhere within the North American continent that would be considered not "in your backyard"???
It's a good thing that Tyle vouched for you; a user name like that had me thinking it was another spammer joining to share the prized porn jewel of their eastern European community...
Seriously though -welcome, glad to have ya! You'll need 5 total posts in order for all the rest of the area's of the forum open to you.
Wayne.
Is there somewhere within the North American continent that would be considered not "in your backyard"???
It's a good thing that Tyle vouched for you; a user name like that had me thinking it was another spammer joining to share the prized porn jewel of their eastern European community...
Seriously though -welcome, glad to have ya! You'll need 5 total posts in order for all the rest of the area's of the forum open to you.
Wayne.
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Wendy, welcome to the asylum forum! Glad to have you join us.
I take it you are the Wendy, who released a book not that long ago. If so, I bought the paperback, per Tyler’s suggestion, and absolutely loved it! It was chock full of Murphy’s Law, and was a well relatable read (the Murphy’s Law part, not the kajillion miles part).
Hope to see your contributions on here.
Rob,
from Flatistan.
I take it you are the Wendy, who released a book not that long ago. If so, I bought the paperback, per Tyler’s suggestion, and absolutely loved it! It was chock full of Murphy’s Law, and was a well relatable read (the Murphy’s Law part, not the kajillion miles part).
Hope to see your contributions on here.
Rob,
from Flatistan.
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How cool. I'm like in chapter two of a book about a long distance rider named Wendy doing some crazy long ride. What a coincidence. You should check it out as you might enjoy it!
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My name is BionicPelvis. Creepy is my middle name. Wendy Creepy Bionic Pelvis, that's me. Anyways, I'm looking forward to meeting you!
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Wendyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! So happy to see you here and can't wait to see you in a couple of months in SD!!!
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The pleasure is always mine, I assure you
Wendyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! So happy to see you here and can't wait to see you in a couple of months in SD!!!
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The pleasure is always mine, I assure you
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I hope after reading the book, you'll agree that the nuthouse is exactly where I belong Looking forward to meeting you IRL!
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I suppose I could bring some books for sale, iffn folks are interested. Not only will I autograph dogeared copies in the parking lot, I'll bring a bunch of 0s and 1s to autograph eBook versions too!
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Damn, LDR is certifiable and you are the queen of said insanity.
Welcome from the land of jailed governors and land of Lincoln. I am sure you have punished yourself on one of our awful interstates. Likely how you broke that pelvis…… hitting one of these potholes.
Welcome from the land of jailed governors and land of Lincoln. I am sure you have punished yourself on one of our awful interstates. Likely how you broke that pelvis…… hitting one of these potholes.
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Bring a book for me please. I'd rather have a copy autographed by you. Your rides are inspirational and motivational. Thank you Wendy!
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Dang, I can't make it, was really hoping to get my kindle copy autographed.
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Welcome!...I'm not going to make it to the SD shindig. So maybe you could head to the Southeast Ohio Ramble next week...it's just a short ride for you.
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