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wheatonFJR wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:05 pmWinter storage is when they park the bikes, and...
A) Get out the gas powered sleds, open up the whiskey bottle and try to thread those spaces in between the trees,
B) Fly down to AZ or Florida, or
C) Sit in their igloo, eat raw fish and sniff gasoline

...depending on your economic circumstances.
So like that week we had in December when it was too cold to ride and it snowed that day? :lol:
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clocklaw wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:14 pm
wheatonFJR wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:05 pmWinter storage is when they park the bikes, and...
A) Get out the gas powered sleds, open up the whiskey bottle and try to thread those spaces in between the trees,
B) Fly down to AZ or Florida, or
C) Sit in their igloo, eat raw fish and sniff gasoline

...depending on your economic circumstances.
So like that week we had in December when it was too cold to ride and it snowed that day? :lol:
That was a brutal week...don't remind me.
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Boy, at a time like this I wish I had taken that job in NC a few years ago.
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HTW1300 wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:23 am Boy, at a time like this I wish I had taken that job in NC a few years ago.
Let me guess, the pay was not near enough, the people talked funny, and they all had concealed carry holsters.
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I wouldn't have figured them to have concealed holsters when they can just tuck the gun under the piece of rope they call belt.
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NTXFJR wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:08 am I wouldn't have figured them to have concealed holsters when they can just tuck the gun under the piece of rope they call belt.
Idjit...that's the "show" gun.
The concealed is the one they use.
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Well I was going to post up a warning to the new guy about some of the shit stains here, but since u sons of bitches have hijacked this thread clear up a monkey's ass??


I think he's figured out it may have been a huge mistake signing on with this group of degenerate bastards!
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Oh wait!!! He's a damned kanadian..

Nevermind.
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My poppa never raised a dummy :) I had the site figured out before I applied.

Looking forward to my first technical question.
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HTW1300 wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:24 pm My poppa never raised a dummy :) I had the site figured out before I applied.

Looking forward to my first technical question.
Are you visually impaired?

You looked at the site beforehand and STILL signed up? Wow...either a glutton for punishment, or just one of Rayzerman's buddies trying to look out for him in the squalor here. :D :D
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HTW1300 wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:24 pm My poppa never raised a dummy :) I had the site figured out before I applied.

Looking forward to my first testicle question.


Anything you want to know about those just ask Wheaton or OFace.. Them guys are really smart when it comes to balls
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Bust wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:54 am Well I was going to post up a warning to the new guy about some of the shit stains here, but since u sons of bitches have hijacked this thread clear up a monkey's ass??


I think he's figured out it may have been a huge mistake signing on with this group of degenerate bastards!
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Oh wait!!! He's a damned kanadian..

Nevermind.
All this means then is HTW1300 is eligible for joining the next attack of the Canadian invasion force to liberate the USA. :D

Sounds like a good gig to me, after all you get to spend quality time with Ray and Billy who talked themselves out of a ticket for double the speed limit riding the wrong way. There is photos of Ray with the officer who had a smile a mile wide. Riding with guys like that is priceless.
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Not the whole country Jim you dumb azz... Only the sprawling metropolis known as Owosso..

But Yes, I suspect he will in fact join up with the Great White Nord Liberation Army :cry:
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God, help the Americans!
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John d wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:58 pm God, help the Americans!
We survived last year's invasion with nary a Homeland Security agent joining the forum and ICE didn't arrest any member of of the invasion Force. I believe they made friends every where they went. I not saying the invasion was a flop but after the invasion the rule by Crown was not achieved. Maybe God was helping out?
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John d wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:58 pm God, help the Americans!
I'm sorry...unless that bridge falls down at the St. Laurence, I think we're screwed!
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St Lawrence you redneck iigit...sheesh. You might want to put another knot in that rope belt of yours :D

Next, you're going to tell me it was a redneck ploy to confuse the Canucks from finding the invasion crossing point?
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NTXFJR wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:43 pm St Lawrence you redneck iigit...sheesh. You might want to put another knot in that rope belt of yours :D

Next, you're going to tell me it was a redneck ploy to confuse the Canucks from finding the invasion crossing point?
I was confused by the extra U that they put in words, and trading esses for Cs.

That and the fact that I knew some dickhead from Texas would come along and chime in anyway. :stickpoke:

:lol: :lol:
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wheatonFJR wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:42 pm or just one of Rayzerman's buddies trying to look out for him in the squalor here. :D :D
"Squalor"? You sure do talk pretty. That sounds like some sort of prison talk.
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Hope your winter doesn't last much longer ...
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bungie4 wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:11 am
wheatonFJR wrote: Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:42 pm or just one of Rayzerman's buddies trying to look out for him in the squalor here. :D :D
"Squalor"? You sure do talk pretty. That sounds like some sort of prison talk.
Ya know...if you didn't live so close to so many battery metal mines, you would have enough brain cells left for a vocabulary, and be able to work in a field where numbers go higher than 0 and 1. :nhlfight:

So yes, squalor...or for your benefit...just visualize the character "Pig Pen" on the old "peanuts cartoons. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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