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Re: Should I be worried?

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:44 pm
by HotRodZilla
Bust wrote: Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:33 pm
Redfish wrote: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:32 pm
HotRodZilla wrote: Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:13 am

Years ago, a "buddy" of mine had his done on like a Friday afternoon. I think he took one day off of work and came back on Sunday night, as we worked Graves from 0000-0800. We promptly got into a foot chase and epic fight. He started puking and pulled down his pants because, "Something's WRONG!!!!!!!!!"

His nutsack was the size of a grapefruit. It was like a train wreck. I always wanted to look and now was my chance. I was so intimidated! It was huge! I wanted to touch it but he wouldn't let me! Poor fucker spent the next 3 days in the hospital and a other 5 off of work. Brrrrrrrr...Gives me chills just thinking about it. Now, 18 years later, it's funny. The look on his face was epic.
FIFY
Good catch Andrew. AJ is going to have to change his secret code now that you are onta him!

I bet he sneaked into the hospital when the guy was sleeping and rubbed his balls for half an hour. ;)
You and your cousin marrying step-son have some weird fantasies.

Re: Should I be worried?

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:45 pm
by Redfish
HotRodZilla wrote: Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:44 pm
Bust wrote: Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:33 pm
Redfish wrote: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:32 pm

FIFY
Good catch Andrew. AJ is going to have to change his secret code now that you are onta him!

I bet he sneaked into the hospital when the guy was sleeping and rubbed his balls for half an hour. ;)
You and your cousin marrying step-son have some weird fantasies.
We have some Very Weird friends too. And you have to acknowledge that as The Truth.

Re: Should I be worried?

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:40 am
by Uncle Hud
Hppants wrote: Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:24 pm Jasen, my friend. Your Kiss Fan Club Boot days are well behind ya.
Those are clearly Parliament/Funkadelic boots, sir. A favorite band from the middle/late 70s. (Note NASA astronauts in the background playing bass and drums, probably wearing platform fuzzy moon boots.)

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Re: Should I be worried?

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:54 pm
by gixxerjasen
Pants, that sounds like my test ride of the Triumph Rocket III. I got separated from the group and saw them get on the highway. I hit the entrance ramp and thought "Let's see if I can catch them." I nearly passed them before getting my feet back on the pegs and my grip under control. The combined torque and lack of wind protection tried to strip the rider off the bike. I'd sure love one of those.

Re: Should I be worried?

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:09 pm
by bill lumberg
#P-Funk All-stars.
Uncle Hud wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:40 am
Hppants wrote: Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:24 pm Jasen, my friend. Your Kiss Fan Club Boot days are well behind ya.
Those are clearly Parliament/Funkadelic boots, sir. A favorite band from the middle/late 70s. (Note NASA astronauts in the background playing bass and drums, probably wearing platform fuzzy moon boots.)

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Re: Should I be worried?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:04 pm
by bungie4
George Clinton FTW.