You and your cousin marrying step-son have some weird fantasies.Bust wrote: ↑Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:33 pmGood catch Andrew. AJ is going to have to change his secret code now that you are onta him!Redfish wrote: ↑Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:32 pmFIFYHotRodZilla wrote: ↑Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:13 am
Years ago, a "buddy" of mine had his done on like a Friday afternoon. I think he took one day off of work and came back on Sunday night, as we worked Graves from 0000-0800. We promptly got into a foot chase and epic fight. He started puking and pulled down his pants because, "Something's WRONG!!!!!!!!!"
His nutsack was the size of a grapefruit. It was like a train wreck. I always wanted to look and now was my chance. I was so intimidated! It was huge! I wanted to touch it but he wouldn't let me! Poor fucker spent the next 3 days in the hospital and a other 5 off of work. Brrrrrrrr...Gives me chills just thinking about it. Now, 18 years later, it's funny. The look on his face was epic.
I bet he sneaked into the hospital when the guy was sleeping and rubbed his balls for half an hour.
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We have some Very Weird friends too. And you have to acknowledge that as The Truth.HotRodZilla wrote: ↑Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:44 pmYou and your cousin marrying step-son have some weird fantasies.
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Those are clearly Parliament/Funkadelic boots, sir. A favorite band from the middle/late 70s. (Note NASA astronauts in the background playing bass and drums, probably wearing platform fuzzy moon boots.)
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Pants, that sounds like my test ride of the Triumph Rocket III. I got separated from the group and saw them get on the highway. I hit the entrance ramp and thought "Let's see if I can catch them." I nearly passed them before getting my feet back on the pegs and my grip under control. The combined torque and lack of wind protection tried to strip the rider off the bike. I'd sure love one of those.
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