Slow start: Help me figure this one out...

[wheatonFJR]

...Now, any good FJRider can troubleshoot and fix his FJR in the pouring rain, at night using a removed tail light as a volt meter to diagnose and replace a failed stator while using only the tool kit from under the seat. Easy...

I give. I had to haul my bike back to Wheaton when my electroshit aftermarket stator failed to complete the circuit.

Musta been that wimenz in the push-up bra's fault.

[Uncle Hud]

The Push-Up Bra. Perhaps one of modern man's best inventions. (Because I'm pretty sure a woman didn't invent it.)
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Ummmm .. did 0face ever get his stator, schmatter, commentator thing working? You know, the slow starter?

[NTXFJR]

I see the ole bait and switch worked on Mr. Hud....

[Uncle Hud]

I am a sucker for women. Pretty much all women, pretty much all the time. Especially women like Lt. Tawny Madison that defend our planet against lizard guys from outer space. They can derail my focused and well-trained mind in nanoseconds.

Oh yeah, I remember! 0face had something in his alternator case that looked like molasses. Problem solved.