
Not Your Typical Ride Report?
- SkooterG
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Re: Not Your Typical Ride Report?
Last night was wings night. On Tuesday nights Mudslide Miller and I get together with a non-riding Octogenarian friend for wings and the telling of lies. Mudslide Miller was supposed to be at my house at 6:45pm. He wasn't. In an act of comedic karma for his failing to rescue me the other day, his FJR's rear tire was flat when he went out into the garage! 

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Re: Not Your Typical Ride Report?
That's either a hilarious coincidence, or you might want to wipe some security camera footage.
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Re: Not Your Typical Ride Report?
Definitely a strange coincidence! (checking my Blink footage now). Small puncture & a sticky plug & was back on the road in 10 min.
Still not sure how I ended up the bad guy in all this for not 'rescuing' the guy who self-admittedly was 'too lazy' to pull out his own compressor & fill his tire. Sorry dude, I was watching a movie & had my phone on silent!
Still not sure how I ended up the bad guy in all this for not 'rescuing' the guy who self-admittedly was 'too lazy' to pull out his own compressor & fill his tire. Sorry dude, I was watching a movie & had my phone on silent!
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Re: Not Your Typical Ride Report?
Here, here! F'ing around at a gas station, then riding on a flat to another, when you have a portable compressor in your side bag! Priceless! Hold my beer!Mudslide Miller wrote: ↑Wed Mar 26, 2025 5:06 pm Definitely a strange coincidence! (checking my Blink footage now). Small puncture & a sticky plug & was back on the road in 10 min.
Still not sure how I ended up the bad guy in all this for not 'rescuing' the guy who self-admittedly was 'too lazy' to pull out his own compressor & fill his tire. Sorry dude, I was watching a movie & had my phone on silent!
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Re: Not Your Typical Ride Report?
Little Scooter was doing the thinking. He was unaware of the compressor. 
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Re: Not Your Typical Ride Report?
PHOENIX AZ - HEALTH ALERTgixxerjasen wrote: ↑Wed Mar 26, 2025 2:56 pm That's either a hilarious coincidence, or you might want to wipe some security camera footage.
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