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Back In The Saddle! 0Face Drinks the Kool-Aid, Rides a Stoopid Tire, Doesn't Crash, and Lives To Tell the Tale!

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Re: Back In The Saddle! 0Face Drinks the Kool-Aid, Rides a Stoopid Tire, Doesn't Crash, and Lives To Tell the Tale!

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Excellent!

Sooooo great to see Marty back in his natural element.
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Re: Back In The Saddle! 0Face Drinks the Kool-Aid, Rides a Stoopid Tire, Doesn't Crash, and Lives To Tell the Tale!

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The poor bastage hasn't ridden a bike in ages, of course he's going to let you think the Big Money Wasted was a nice bike.

Any one looking at Scooter can see what owning a Beemer does to a guy.
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Re: Back In The Saddle! 0Face Drinks the Kool-Aid, Rides a Stoopid Tire, Doesn't Crash, and Lives To Tell the Tale!

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OK, so if he's riding a Beemer in our group, we drop him off at Starbucks when he wants a coffee and Dairy Queen for a milkshake?
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raYzerman wrote: ↑Fri Feb 11, 2022 12:28 pm OK, so if he's riding a Beemer in our group, we drop him off at Starbucks when he wants a coffee and Dairy Queen for a milkshake?
No. The focker has to choose. It might be a canundrum with his newly found triple mocha loving fashionista buddies.
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Congrats Marty! Welcome home..... Again......
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raYzerman wrote: ↑Fri Feb 11, 2022 12:28 pm OK, so if he's riding a Beemer in our group, we drop him off at Starbucks when he wants a coffee and Dairy Queen for a milkshake?
DQ? C'mon, man - don't be so pedestrian.

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Re: Back In The Saddle! 0Face Drinks the Kool-Aid, Rides a Stoopid Tire, Doesn't Crash, and Lives To Tell the Tale!

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Always available to help friends in need - Koolaid Squared

Watch this video first - I start at the 2018 model GS 1200 and it goes forward from there, you can waste the other 20 minutes of your life watching the dweeb work his way through 2005-2017.5 if you desire -
This article explains what changed between the ‘18 GS1200 and the ’19 1250 https://www.lonerider-motorcycle.com/bl ... the-better

Another treatise on the 2020-2021 changes https://www.lonerider-motorcycle.com/bl ... rrency=USD

Changes between ‘20-‘21 – you will enjoy this video

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bigjohnsd wrote: ↑Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:10 pm Always available to help friends in need - Koolaid Squared

Watch this video first - I start at the 2018 model GS 1200 and it goes forward from there, you can waste the other 20 minutes of your life watching the dweeb work his way through 2005-2017.5 if you desire -
This article explains what changed between the ‘18 GS1200 and the ’19 1250 https://www.lonerider-motorcycle.com/bl ... the-better

Another treatise on the 2020-2021 changes https://www.lonerider-motorcycle.com/bl ... rrency=USD

Changes between ‘20-‘21 – you will enjoy this video

BMW Build your bike link – How to spend $$ quickly - https://configurator.bmw-motorrad.com/i ... CA/SE_TEXT

If you read all this you will be shopping for a ’21-22 R1250 GSA before April - JSNS
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Atta boy Marty !
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WTF happened to Skooter's face?

He got O'Faced!

Kool Aid doode?

Oh KrautKrap.
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dcarver wrote: ↑Sat Feb 12, 2022 12:10 am WTF happened to Skooter's face?

He got O'Faced!

Kool Aid doode?

Oh KrautKrap.
What do ya mean? They’re identical twins, right?
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I can’t express how happy it makes me to see Marty back out there. Skooter , I salute you for your many contributions to getting Marty back on the road.

Bike brand be damned, I don’t care what he is on as long as he is happy, safe, and confident.

Well, I take that last part back, I don’t want to ride behind him hog humping a Harley! Welcome back my man!
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Cav47 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:05 pm I can’t express how happy it makes me to see Marty back out there. Skooter , I salute you for your many contributions to getting Marty back on the road.

Bike brand be damned, I don’t care what he is on as long as he is happy, safe, and confident.

Well, I take that last part back, I don’t want to ride behind him hog humping a Harley! Welcome back my man!
Oh, he’s already hog-humped…dressed the part too.
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wheatonFJR wrote: ↑Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:25 pm
Oh, he’s already hog-humped…dressed the part too.
...and he liked it.
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Festus wrote: ↑Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:31 pm
wheatonFJR wrote: ↑Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:25 pm
Oh, he’s already hog-humped…dressed the part too.
...and he liked it.
And went back for more
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Dude shave that shit offffff already…..
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