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0face wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 12:30 pm Doesn't mean I think he's the devil.

The devil is much better looking.
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blind squirrel wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:21 pm
0face wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 12:30 pm Doesn't mean I think he's the devil.

The devil is much better looking.
Yes, you are. :stickpoke: :lol:
Um Marty, watch THIS ^^^^ one, BS thinks yer “hot”.
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wheatonFJR wrote:
blind squirrel wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:21 pm
0face wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 12:30 pm Doesn't mean I think he's the devil.

The devil is much better looking.
Yes, you are. :stickpoke: :lol:
Um Marty, watch THIS ^^^^ one, BS thinks yer “hot”.
He’s only human.


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0face wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 3:17 pm
Redfish wrote:
Let's return the favor and act like we care about Wayne.
That’s a hard pass, and while we’re at it GFY.


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I don't need to. I am at work, my bosses are doing it for me.

But if you have some videos on how exactly a grown man would do that...
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Redfish wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:59 pm
0face wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 3:17 pm
Redfish wrote:
Let's return the favor and act like we care about Wayne.
That’s a hard pass, and while we’re at it GFY.


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I don't need to. I am at work, my bosses are doing it for me.

But if you have some videos on how exactly a grown man would do that...
That is EXACTLY the wrong question to pose to that man. JSNS!!!
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Since I participated in said 'offensive' thread I can not resist commenting here.

1) This is Wayne's house and he gets to make the rules. Anyone who is unhappy about one of the rules has to weigh that against the benefits you receive by participating in this forum.

2) https://www.quotemaster.org/Offended
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wheatonFJR wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:32 pm
blind squirrel wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:21 pm
0face wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 12:30 pm Doesn't mean I think he's the devil.

The devil is much better looking.
Yes, you are. :stickpoke: :lol:
Um Marty, watch THIS ^^^^ one, BS thinks yer “hot”.
I'd hit it. :bustinlove:
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Hilarious: Geezer's link has a bunch of quotes from football players. "Our offensive line ..." :lol: :D :lol:
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Also this one

Apparently these days if you treat others the same way they treat you, they get offended.
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Just tuning in to this thread.

Apparently some of you got sent to the office.

Dummies!

LOL.
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Hey Wayne, Cav's calling us dummies. My feelings are hurt now. Please help!
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NTXFJR wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:55 pm Hey Wayne, Cav's calling us dummies. My feelings are hurt now. Please help!
Wrong section, take it to "i'd like to complain" lol
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NTXFJR wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:55 pm Hey Wayne, Cav's calling us dummies. My feelings are hurt now. Please help!
Man. You get your feewings hurt faster than a little princess!

GROW A PAIR, MAN!
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Full House wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:20 pm
NTXFJR wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:55 pm Hey Wayne, Cav's calling us dummies. My feelings are hurt now. Please help!
Wrong section, take it to "i'd like to complain" lol
This Ain't Twitter, no one is getting banned. LOL That statement in itself could incite insurrection. Gosh, I should just stop.

And if you wanna start stuff, you gotta not get caught. I may have said that to a kid in the office the other day. It was more like "If you are gonna do that, don't let the teacher see you calling the other kid a "Pu$$ Y" The boys are good friends and just were messing with each other. Not fun and games if the Librarian, who is a preachers wife, catches you mouthing it to them.
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Cav47 wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:26 pm ...Not fun and games if the Librarian, who is a preachers wife, catches you mouthing it to them.
How does the Preacher's wife know what another word for a cat means? Is her husband a potty mouth?!!! :lol:
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Please contact Redfish for a blank Hurt Feeling Report form, fill it out, then mail it.... not sure where they go, but you can always hope somebody at the other end gives a shit.
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wheatonFJR wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:46 pm How does the Preacher's wife know what another word for a cat means? Is her husband a potty mouth?!!! :lol:
Dude! She's a librarian. Don't you watch music videos? Take off her glasses, shake down her hair, and va-va-voom!
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Redfish wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:59 pm But if you have some videos on how exactly a grown man would do that...
There's a section on P0rnHub for that.

Or so I've heard.

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Uncle Hud wrote: Wed Feb 10, 2021 12:54 pm
wheatonFJR wrote: Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:46 pm How does the Preacher's wife know what another word for a cat means? Is her husband a potty mouth?!!! :lol:
Dude! She's a librarian. Don't you watch music videos? Take off her glasses, shake down her hair, and va-va-voom!
I grew up in a Southern Baptist church. Believe me there is nothing a preacher's wife or kids could do that would surprise me. :lol:
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When I was attending NW College of the Assemblies of God. the PKs who had been sent there by their parents in a hope of "turning them around" were the worst.
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